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<strokesdeath>

[ikonsuit]

Same reason I got married, started an AA group, and talked to you for hours about how much you love your kid.

I was high for a week straight. Doesn't need to go any further than that.

< H.Jack69 >

[thedifferencebetween]

yea

heard about ur 'marriage'

but i promised by fave gal id stay out of it so im not saying anything else

but theres nothing weird about talking about how much i love my kid.
i DO love her

< D.Stroke69 >

[ikonsuit]

Smart choice.

Didn't say you don't. Only said I was high enough to listen.

Watch your weaknesses, Jack. Wouldn't want someone to come along and make a target of them.

[ It's a shame that this well-meaning advice comes across as more of a threat. As it were, Slade is just terrible at well-meaning advice. ]

< H.Jack69 >

[thedifferencebetween]

yea ur cold and creepy vaguely threatening thing has lost sum of its effectiveness on me since we baked cookies 2gether

bee tee dubs...

while were talking about shit we did during lobotomy week

had a question about that contract i signed

<cellist>

[ikonsuit]

Don't remind me.

Sure. Thought it was pretty clear cut, though. 44 pages to say 'you cook, I kill'.

< H.Jack69 >

[thedifferencebetween]

yea that parts clear

no im curious about the fucking part

weird way to say ur dtf

<cellist>

[ikonsuit]

It’s been known to happen.

Tends to work out better when everyone’s on the same page. In those instances.

< H.Jack69 >

[thedifferencebetween]

im guessing it happens pretty often if ur putting it in contracts

u player u

<cellist>

[ikonsuit]

You really want to know how often I sleep with my bosses, Jack?

As my boss, I’ll have to question your professionalism.

< H.Jack69 >

[thedifferencebetween]

did i ask u how often? no.
i just said i bet it happens a lot n called u a player

those are observational comments, not queries

ur the dude with the sex clause in his business contracts

<cellist>

[ikonsuit]

Right.

And you’re the dude who signed them.

So where does that leave us?

< H.Jack69 > - CW NSFW Talk

[thedifferencebetween]

i was also magically lobotmized when i signed it and didnt

but im guessing it leaves us probably having 2 rewrite that section cuz i failed 2 mention at the time that as a robot, i cant perform half of the sex acts specifically mentioned

n c that kind of thing could cause problems if we DO end up fucking, cuz im pretty sure it included that bjs were def a thing u expect

i dont have a mouth

or any other holes or orifices at all so

thats a thing

<cellist>

[ikonsuit]

'Lobotomized' is one word for being drugged past the point of recognition. It’s good that nothing happened. Can’t imagine the person I was then would have allowed it to go past handshakes and high-fives, anyhow.

And I don’t expect anything. That’s the point. Cover the bases if we frack (can’t swear, you know what I’m trying to say), don’t lose sleep if we don’t.

Doesn’t really matter how it goes down. The list was boilerplate standard. I’m sure you’ve seen it before.

But since we’re on the topic, what *can* you do?

< H.Jack69 >

[thedifferencebetween]

yea even doped up on magic shit i tend to focus a lot on one person, i have my favorites

and that aint u, buddy!

dont get me wrong, ur hot and all, but u got that strong silent thing going on n thats boring as hell in bed

i mean parts of me vibrate and ive got robo-tentacles so....

<cellist>

[ikonsuit]

No offense taken.

And don’t worry. I’ve got knock-knock jokes to keep you on your toes.

Haven’t done anything with tentacles since my tour in Japan. Most I can do is electrocute and make you feel like shoot

sheesh*

shiitake mushrooms*

for a while after. But electricity doesn’t mix too good with your type. Gonna leave that one off the table.

< H.Jack69 >

[thedifferencebetween]

yea

gonna say this once n not again so learn it first time

unless ur a sim urself...DONT EVER USE ELECTRICITY ON A SIM! an unregulated current into 1 of us is basically like jabbing us with an elephant dose of heroin laced with draino

u dont wanna kno what i did 2 the only dude stupid enough 2 try it on me

<cellist>

[ikonsuit]

Don’t throw electroshocks at an electrobot. Got it. Thanks for the tip. Couldn’t have figured it out on my own.

Seriously, Jack. I’m not going to zap you. Any of you. I don’t want you dead, and I think I’ve had my fill of monster killings for the time being.

And contrary to popular belief, I don’t find murder to be all that sexy.

[ He’s read the fanfics. He knows what people think. ]

< H.Jack69 >

[thedifferencebetween]

wasnt talking about me, wasnt gonna say anything but u brought up robots n electricity

also ur just wrong there, murder is hella sexy! first thing i did when i was back 2 normal

murder followed by grate sex!

<cellist>

[ikonsuit]

So you talked to Harley. Doesn't matter if you don't believe me, but I'll tell you anyway: it was an accident.

[ Unlike with Adeline, Slade won't blame Harley for throwing the first punch. ]

Funny. Murder was also on my agenda. Didn't end with sex, but murder alone rarely does it for me.

< H.Jack69 >

[thedifferencebetween]

i sure did, cuz she IS my favorite

but like i said, i promised 2 stay out of it

the murders like the foreplay. u tag team it, make it a couples activity! then ride the high thro awesome sex

<cellist>

[ikonsuit]

She's favorable, yeah.

But killing is a job. It's taking out the trash and washing your hands afterward.

Foreplay is a sparring match. Or a fight in the kitchen, but only when you're both in on it. Don't need corpses; those are a dime-a-dozen. A good challenge has more merit.

< H.Jack69 >

[thedifferencebetween]

u say that like a job cant be fun!

foreplay is also tandem strangling a dude while looking into each others eyes. gets all the gears going, juice flowing! plus power n control r always sexy as hell, n killing sum1 is all about power n control! ur literally controlling the end of their existence n exerting power 2 unmake them from life

if thats not a rush, i dunno wut is

<cellist>

[ikonsuit]

Not why I kill people.

[ But the rush does just sort of happen. Sometimes. It’s a case-by-case basis with that one. ]

But sure, tell me all about your latest power trip and how you probably get off on telling people they’re fired. Seems like a thing with you corporate types.

< H.Jack69 >

[thedifferencebetween]

i regularly kill ppl, wut makes u think firing anybody does sumthing 4 me?

and ur missing my main point anyway, about how its sexy doing it WITH ur special fuckbuddy! its about sharing the experience, showing off 4 em, watching them show off 4 u...

fan-friggin-tastic!

<cellist>

[ikonsuit]

Is that what the moral of this story was? I’ll keep it in mind.

If someone’s special, they aren’t your Smurfbuddy. If it wasn’t clear before that we operate differently...

The only person I’d “show-off” for is my wife.